So now I'm unbanned from the forum, it was really killing me. Yeesh!
Female
Vancouver, Canada
Joined on 6/13/09
Posted by MachSchneller - July 16th, 2009
So now I'm unbanned from the forum, it was really killing me. Yeesh!
Posted by MachSchneller - July 15th, 2009
So... what if you could wear shoes?
OR fuck a mustard man
maybe lick a sheep's vagina...?
Damn sexy if y'all catch my drift.
just ate some fried chicken.
The breasts were juicy, and the buns were soft and warm.
Afterwords, the division manager of Popeye's came up to my table and asked me how the meal was. I said I was satisfied, but the meal lacked a certain je ne sais quoi. He apologized profusely, and said he had something to show me that would make up for it.
He lead me to the back of the Popeye's, to a room soaked from floor to ceiling in blood. In the center of it was a live horse, chained by all four legs to the structural supports of the warehouse like room. As I watched, employees of the Popeye's cut large sections from the horse, which was whinnying and screaming in horror. The Popeye's employees took the chunks of horseflesh and sliced them into pieces, then they rooted around through the bags of trash strewn around the room to find discarded chicken bones. They quickly tenderized the meat with sledgehammers and fed it into a machine which formed the horsemeat around the bones, then they breaded and deepfried it.
I asked the division manager why he had led me back to this place, and he pointed at the steed's rump, the asshole puckering rhythmically with terror. "We're just about to use that section, would you like a crack at it first?"
I quickly unzipped my pants and wasted no time jamming my erect into the stallion's defenseless asshole. I came just as the horse died. I was delighted. Popeye's definitely went the extra mile to make me a satisfied customer
Thanks 'the-wade-birgade'
Posted by MachSchneller - July 6th, 2009
jeez, I can't stop posting on the goddamn forums. I'm becoming a fucking lurker is what I am. Jeez soon i'll be one of those guys who you see everyday on the forums.
"Fuck"
Thanks you for reading.
No, actually fuck you.
For further interest:
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For further incest:
See your sister for details
Posted by MachSchneller - June 30th, 2009
That I am a fan of HITLER, the only reason is his good looks OF COURSE, Who doesn't like the mustache?
Posted by MachSchneller - June 30th, 2009
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